Larry Howland

Larry sees a poem in everything, and he has written many humorous and heart-touching verses.  Children who hear him are absolutely delighted, and they also learn an appreciation for writing and poetry.  His sessions are often motivation for children to begin writing their own poetry.

Through his writings, Mr. Howland also teaches children to have respect for one another.  His poetry addresses the importance of the words we use  to describe one another, and that we should always treat others with respect.

Larry & His Friends

Pictured above are Larry and his puppets.  From left are Uncle Happy, Rascal, Joey, Big Dog and Foxy Doubletalk.

• Hilarious Poems & Stories 
• Fun Music
• Entertaining and eductional
• Student participation

Call today to schedule Larry for your school or group!

PO Box 585

Elsie, MI 48831

(989) 862-4533

Toll-free (800) 224-0671

email:  larryhowlandpub@aol.com

You can check out Larry's serious side at:

www.parsonspen.com

Larry & Alyce Howland  

Learning To Tie My Shoes

Learning To Tie My Shoes

I tried to learn to tie my shoes,

But failed I must confess.

The loops and knots and bows and twirls

Became a tangled mess.

I begged the smartest girl in class

To teach me how to tie.

I traded gum and chocolate cake

And all my apple pie.

'Cause Haley said she'd teach me how,

That anyone could learn.

She showed me ten, then twenty times,

Before it was my turn.

So now I'm careful when I walk

On gravel, sand or rocks.

For Haley ate my pie and cake,

And I just wear my socks.

© Larry Howland